The pianist ponner.

today is the day i committed the crime of the century!
i. ponned. english. lesson.
miss boring (maureen) lian's lesson!
and it felt so good.

mrs poon announced today that she brought a movie, the pianist, to let the students in her AG watch during english class.
like, what the hell?
royce asked if he could join her class for the day, he was joking actually.
but mrs poon actually said YES!
ok, fast forward to ponning part.

i managed to rope in syaza, michelle and jocelyn to pon with me.
the more the merrier right? hahaha!
at first syaza was being the skeptical one,
"what? all of us absent for the day?! think miss lian stupid ah?"
then finally she relented.
jocelyn and michelle, on the other hand, are born ponners.
they were so enthusiastic.

ok, fast forward to classroom part.
we met royce, julien and fanglynn at mrs poon's class and we settled down with them at one far corner of the class when suddenly, mrs poon walked towards us and asked us if our respective AG teachers allowed us to go there to watch the movie.
then she asked us to go ask our teachers.
so what did we do?
we walked out of class, proceeded to hide behind one of the big pillars and counted from 10 to 1.
then we entered the class again.
haha!
it was such a classic.

when the movie finally started, five minutes into the movie and we were struggling to keep our eyelids open.
basically, it comprised of people with weird accents and this guy who loves playing the piano, and, ooh, you've got to love those violent scenes.
like the scene when some escaping orphan gets pummelled in the legs while trying to escape through a puny hole which could only fit his head, he died in the end and was left on the roadside to rot.
and the scene when some people pushed this guy off the balcony on the sixth/seventh floor to the road down below.
they literally showed the whole homicide process and it kind of freaked the girls in the class.
it. was. so. cool.
but those were the only good parts we saw.
during the period in between those scenes, we (fanglynn, royce, julien and i) played and told jokes at the back of the class.
and i also learnt what to do when some old lady on the mrt train pinches your arm and doesnt let go; pinch the flesh on the opposite side of the bone where she is pinching. the flesh she is pinching will slip away.
theory courtesy of royce and fanglynn.
then found out that this theory doesnt really apply to me. i have no idea why.

so yeah, anyhoo, the movie was boring but the highlight of the whole thing was when zhengjun and fionn came into class and when he saw me, his eyes widened to a size unimaginable, pointed at me and gasped, "what are you doing here?! miss lian thought you all at coastal project!"
HAHAHA! COASTAL PROJECT!
mrs poon was in class at that time, but i have no idea how she didnt manage to hear that.
and another highlight was when royce and i peeked at fanglynn's messages.
whoa. got alot of repitition of names. haha.

royce kept digging through the boring stuff, whereas i was intent on finding the reason of something, the reason behind the slammed door in ryan's face.
i simply HAD to find out what made that guy so ticked as to slam a door at ryan's face. i wanted to applaud him.
anyway, they almost fought and were struggling to claw at each other, but couldnt because they were held back by groups of friends. it was like some scene out of westside story TK style.
catfight. meow.
needless to say, fanglynn got pissed at us and we apologised to her during geog elect.
for much needed emphasis, i shall type it here again.

SORRY FANGLYNN FOR PEEKING AT YOUR MESSAGES. =) sorry sorry sorry sorry.
i promise that from now onwards, i shall never use your phone again except to feed my urge to take pictures of everything and anything in class. ... and the mp3 function... and the gallery... and the rare occasions when i need to use your phone to sms vanessa who is always missing when its time to go home. =D

ok, well, anyway.
what i have learnt today:

-the pianist sucks.
"did you know that it is an award-winning movie?"-wang min.
which award did it win? Most Boring Movie of the Year?
i bet some people must be thinking, "oh my, such ignorance for the beauty of visual arts."
pardon my uncultured ways and uncouth-ness while you go suck on fish eggs.

-never check fanglynn's inbox.
NEVER.

-royce has long fingernails.
yuck. special message for royce: GO CUT THEM.

-when ponning, always ask jocelyn along.

-what to do when an old lady pinches you on the mrt train and refuses to let go.
me: kill her?
royce: neh neh la you! pinch your skin!