The spawning of the lame.

has been a long time since i posted.
bet you all are dying to know what happened on my birthday yeah?
well, you better be.
because i'm going to blog all about it now!

the moment i stepped into the class...
"HAPPY BERTH-DAY TO YOU! HAPPY BERTH-DAY TO YOU! HAPPY BERTH-DAY JACK-LEEENE! HAPPY BERTH-DAY TO YOU!"
courtesy of royce.
thank you, thank you.
(fast fact: did you know that he reads my blog?! i didnt even think he this kind of person will read blogs seh.)
ok, then there i was, still drowsy and sleepy from the night before, being pumped on the back and receiving birthday wishes.
nina came up to me, thumped my back in her usual gangster-rish way and growled,
"why you never tell me?"
"tell you what?"
"that its your birthday today!" *thumps back*
"i thought you knew liao! last year even gave me present!"
"oh, how did i know ah? forget liao. haha! anyway, happy birthday!" *thump thump thump*
thank you!

then i got the usual wishes from practically everybody in class.
so, thank you:
- everybody!
haha.
by the way, syaza was especially surprised when she found out it was my day. haha, i seriously cant get the tone of her surprised voice out of my head.
and oh, oh! shah rapped some birthday verse he made up on the spot.
"so, happy birthday girl, you're nearly 16."
"16? 15 la."
"15 is nearly 16 what."
o...k. haha.
actually, while he was rapping away, i was kind of waiting for him to stumble and bomb the whole thing, but surprisingly, he didnt. which added to his credit as a talented rapper. =]
i so envy syaza. haha.

anyway, the day seemed kind of perfect that day.
PE was fun, even under baldy singh.
after 6 long months...
i gave jocelyn (3B) her chocolate gift (belated present, this is weird, i give present on my birthday. it cost me $21 smackeroos.) and she practically had tears in her eyes when i accidentally let out that the chocolates set me back a bomb.
21 dollars for a box of 9 pieces. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
let me answer that: nothing.
oh well, the stuff was nice anyway. quite worth it.
but the icing on the cake had to be when the chinese bitch who teaches AG6 got pissed and called for those who didnt bring their textbooks to stand up.
i was one of them.
"ooooh...jaclyns in trouble..."
haha, not quite.
i think that my birthdate is enchanted or something.
she got cranky and called su wei to get mr tan kee hoe to drag his butt up to 3F to scold the whole lot of us.
su wei went.
then she came up.
"mr tan says that he will be here after a while."
and the chinese bitch then proceeds to plonk her butt right on the teacher's desk.

then, get this, mr tan never came up at all!
haha!
our chinese lesson was two periods long.
and su wei called him at the start of the lesson.
but he never came up at all!
i bet that mr tan was sick of her calling for him everytime someone in her chinese class gets into trouble that he just chose to ignore her.
charles: wheres kee hoe?
su wei: dunno. when i called him, he was in the canteen eating.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
and the bitch insisted on not starting the lesson until all of us got scolded, which was actually fine with all of us.
one by one, we slunk down to our seats (i was among the first few of them who sat), and soon, we proceeded to make a ruckus again.
and when the bell rang, we just got up, took our bags and walked out on the bitch who had strangely by that time gone red in the face.
i think it was because of haniel and juk fen making fun of the fact that mr tan blatantly ignored the little wanker.
but anyway, the chinese bitch aside, the day was quite perfect.
a fun game of captain's ball during PE, many promising presents the next day, a brush away from doom-kee-hoe-style, really good chocolate and the whole of TK 3F being with me on the day i was spawned.

ps: presents will be posted on the next post. so keep reading to see your fantastic presents on my blog, royce and fanglynn! =D