"Upsize for you sir?"
the results are out, and they are not pretty.
in fact, they are downright disgusting.
i studied so hard (sparko can testify to that) and the outcome is crap.
get this, i failed fucking THREE subjects!
I FAILED THREE! AURGH.
here are the results.
english: B3
chinese: D7 (fail)
combined sciences: -chemistry: B3
-physics: C5 (or was it a B4?)
literature: E8 (fail)
combined humanities: -geog elect: A2
-social studies: C6
A maths: F9 (fail)
E maths: C5
is that all? *checks timetable* well it is.
ok, well, anyway.
i got a BIG FAT HAIRY BLOODY F9 for A maths. nothing really surprising here, i had already expected to fail, but not THIS BAD.
english was a big disappointment because i was counting on it to get me an A1. the comprehension paper and summary sunk me. like, huh? what were they thinking when they set the paper?! no, wait, let me answer that for them; THEY WEREN'T THINKING AT ALL.
why set such a tough paper which everybody fails and thus pulls the school's standard down when you can set an easier paper which about 97% of the cohort can at least pass and maintain the school standard? does make sense doesnt it?! huh, HUH?!
last common test, i had an A2 for chinese. this time was a D7. a far cry i should say. in fact, the whole of AG 6 flunked the paper except for a solitary ryan who managed to scrape through with a C6. a solitary ryan whos going to be dead soon.
how about chemistry?
well, forget about working hard! it never works! i crammed so hard for the test and i got a bloody B3 from mr tan when everybody else got an A1. two grades apart! sometimes, i get the feeling that mr tan is trying to kill me off.
physics. same thing as chemistry. no comments. but something weird here, when mrs goh gave out the papers, she had this wide smile across her face. then she said that F class did pretty ok, the highest being 60+/85 and K did ok too, the highest in their class being only a 50+. like, huh? how can THAT be good for K?
mr tan: K class also quite smart what...just that they cant count.
okaaaay...i believe that mr tan is the meanest guy on earth.
literature. mrs poon said that i didnt go line-by-line. well okay. then she went on to say that my essays were of B3 standard.
okaaaay...
if thats the case...
then WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU GIVE ME AN E8 YOU SENSELESS WOMAN?!
that woman seriously loves to contradict herself. i am so pissed with her.
now shes trying to push projects onto the class as credit projects so that we can push our lousy grades higher. cant you geddit?! *tears hair out* if you had given me the B3, then you wouldnt have to rack your brains for project themes which you think are fun to do!!!
for the record, royce is hell bent on not doing those projects while i am grudgingly accepting whatever titbits she throws my way.
E was pretty ok, though i had expected a B3 or maybe even an A. i guess it was the paper two which sunk me.
A, no comments. miss wang is going to massacre me and the whole of 3F. TK Chainsaw Massacre. the long-awaited sequel to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
i was relieved for social studies. because i didnt study for merger and separation which came out for the essay question, causing me to screw up that section. but my source based section pulled me up. thank God for source based. i used to hate source based alot but now, i'm so lovin' it.
oh yeah, did i mention, liling failed social studies?
wahahahah!
oops, i meant, oh dear. a flaw in her perfect A1 record...
geog elect. for this, i have attained the highest in 3F. which is a measly 17.5/25. the secret of my geog elect success? map reading.
*sings* map reading is the easiest! i cant believe you all failed map reading! lalalalala~!
9/10 for map!! wooo hooo!
and the agriculture question choice was a good thing.
even though i studied industry, i chose agri.
thank you...*looks up to the heavens*
but the downside is that, now that i've practically flunked everyone of my subjects except for geog elect, the only career choice i have is to be a farmer.
*sniff*
which i SO do not want to be.
i guess i'll go work at macdonalds now.
better start gaining some experience.
how does this sound?
"upsize for you sir?"
in fact, they are downright disgusting.
i studied so hard (sparko can testify to that) and the outcome is crap.
get this, i failed fucking THREE subjects!
I FAILED THREE! AURGH.
here are the results.
english: B3
chinese: D7 (fail)
combined sciences: -chemistry: B3
-physics: C5 (or was it a B4?)
literature: E8 (fail)
combined humanities: -geog elect: A2
-social studies: C6
A maths: F9 (fail)
E maths: C5
is that all? *checks timetable* well it is.
ok, well, anyway.
i got a BIG FAT HAIRY BLOODY F9 for A maths. nothing really surprising here, i had already expected to fail, but not THIS BAD.
english was a big disappointment because i was counting on it to get me an A1. the comprehension paper and summary sunk me. like, huh? what were they thinking when they set the paper?! no, wait, let me answer that for them; THEY WEREN'T THINKING AT ALL.
why set such a tough paper which everybody fails and thus pulls the school's standard down when you can set an easier paper which about 97% of the cohort can at least pass and maintain the school standard? does make sense doesnt it?! huh, HUH?!
last common test, i had an A2 for chinese. this time was a D7. a far cry i should say. in fact, the whole of AG 6 flunked the paper except for a solitary ryan who managed to scrape through with a C6. a solitary ryan whos going to be dead soon.
how about chemistry?
well, forget about working hard! it never works! i crammed so hard for the test and i got a bloody B3 from mr tan when everybody else got an A1. two grades apart! sometimes, i get the feeling that mr tan is trying to kill me off.
physics. same thing as chemistry. no comments. but something weird here, when mrs goh gave out the papers, she had this wide smile across her face. then she said that F class did pretty ok, the highest being 60+/85 and K did ok too, the highest in their class being only a 50+. like, huh? how can THAT be good for K?
mr tan: K class also quite smart what...just that they cant count.
okaaaay...i believe that mr tan is the meanest guy on earth.
literature. mrs poon said that i didnt go line-by-line. well okay. then she went on to say that my essays were of B3 standard.
okaaaay...
if thats the case...
then WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU GIVE ME AN E8 YOU SENSELESS WOMAN?!
that woman seriously loves to contradict herself. i am so pissed with her.
now shes trying to push projects onto the class as credit projects so that we can push our lousy grades higher. cant you geddit?! *tears hair out* if you had given me the B3, then you wouldnt have to rack your brains for project themes which you think are fun to do!!!
for the record, royce is hell bent on not doing those projects while i am grudgingly accepting whatever titbits she throws my way.
E was pretty ok, though i had expected a B3 or maybe even an A. i guess it was the paper two which sunk me.
A, no comments. miss wang is going to massacre me and the whole of 3F. TK Chainsaw Massacre. the long-awaited sequel to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
i was relieved for social studies. because i didnt study for merger and separation which came out for the essay question, causing me to screw up that section. but my source based section pulled me up. thank God for source based. i used to hate source based alot but now, i'm so lovin' it.
oh yeah, did i mention, liling failed social studies?
wahahahah!
oops, i meant, oh dear. a flaw in her perfect A1 record...
geog elect. for this, i have attained the highest in 3F. which is a measly 17.5/25. the secret of my geog elect success? map reading.
*sings* map reading is the easiest! i cant believe you all failed map reading! lalalalala~!
9/10 for map!! wooo hooo!
and the agriculture question choice was a good thing.
even though i studied industry, i chose agri.
thank you...*looks up to the heavens*
but the downside is that, now that i've practically flunked everyone of my subjects except for geog elect, the only career choice i have is to be a farmer.
*sniff*
which i SO do not want to be.
i guess i'll go work at macdonalds now.
better start gaining some experience.
how does this sound?
"upsize for you sir?"
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